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The second piece of fiction I ever wrote started out as a rant about those in my workplace who receive special treatment because they're tight with administration. Where I work, people walk into opportunities because they went to high school with the boss or because they make extra coffee and invite only those in charge.
In my story, it happens to be a man losing out to a woman because she and the boss went to high school together. (I wanted to try writing from the male perspective, and I felt less whiny since I wasn't writing about myself.) The man and his friends go to a bar and lament the inequality in hiring, and the cute, younger (female) bartender overhears and makes an outrageous offer--to be his reference because the boss needed some *ahem* oral persuasion.
What follows is a scorcher of a date between the younger bartender and the older teacher with steamy fantasizing and super-hot sex.
And then I went and ruined it with a Patient Lee Tittie Twister Ending. (I can't resist the twist at the end of a short story.) The ending resulted in my lowest scores ever on Literotica (vote for MST while you're there!) and most hateful comments I've ever received (and believe it or not, I've gotten some doozies. Literotica is not always a friendly place.), including threats to maim and kill me, all because I horrified the straight, macho readers at the very last minute.
After the sting of the comments eased, I realized that I had struck a nerve. Hard. They didn't hate my story because I hadn't written well. They hated it because I lured them in with the heat of the rest of the story and then poured a bucket of ice water on their *ahem* Johnsons by putting a man in a position usually "reserved" for women in the workplace--on his knees.
This week, my story feels particularly relevant. If you read this story and feel revulsion at the end, good. Women are not any more comfortable performing *ahem* oral things on a man they don't choose and more than a man feels. If it revolts you, it means you understand how these women who are finally coming forward to tell their stories felt. Choosing between your career and performing a coerced sexual act should not ever happen again to a man or a woman.
(This didn't happen to me or anyone I know, BTW. It's fiction. And the inequities in my workplace are greater than ever. Preferred parking, bathroom in a classroom, missing meetings, and a host of other perks--offered to one, but not the rest.)
Thanks for reading. If you'd like to read the story for free, click here. Usually I ask readers to subscribe to my newsletter, and I give the book in return. This week it feels important to get as many readers on it as possible.
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Friday, July 14, 2017
WIP: Pittsburgh- Coming in August
The Facebook challenge was to post a one-word story title and a brief synopsis. I looked up from my spot in the passenger seat and saw the sign for Pittsburgh. Three minutes later, this little story was sketched out in my head.
Here's a flirtatious excerpt about two men who meet in a Philadelphia sports bar watching a 76ers (basketball) game.
This sexy, MM short story makes its debut on August 19 at Patient Lee's Saturday Takeover on Queeromance Ink's Facebook Page.
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Pittsburgh
The warm blast of heat as I opened
the door of Tommy’s, the sports bar down the street from my office, hit me like
a hug from my mother. It was frickin’ freezing in Philadelphia this week, and
it didn’t look like it was gonna warm up any time soon. I was late getting out
of work, again, and I’d already missed the first quarter of the Sixers game. It
didn’t help that the bar was packed. I looked around for people I knew, but I
could hardly walk, never mind see. I pushed my way to the bar, just as an older
guy pulled his overcoat off the back of his chair and yelled a thank you to the
bartender.
“You leaving, man?” I asked as I
put my hand on the stool before somebody else grabbed it.
“Yeah,” he said. “Just stopped for
a beer. Basketball ain’t my thing.” He pushed his way through the crowd, and I
bellied up to the bar. I arranged my coat on my chair and loosened my tie,
checking the back on my Flyers tie tack to make sure it was secure.
“Stella Bella,” I called, flagging
the bartender over. Her name was Stella, but that didn’t stop me from adding on
the Bella. I’d been coming to this bar for four years, ever since I moved out
of my parents’ house in King of Prussia to my townhouse in Rittenhouse Square. Stella
was gorgeous. Long, brown, wavy hair, and an ass that filled her jeans to a
level that most men would find delicious.
Most men. Not me. I came out in
high school and took all the shit that came along with it, but I graduated and
went to Penn State Main Campus. I got my degree in business, and right after
graduation, I got a job at PNC bank in Philly. It was a good job, not my dream
job or anything, but I had a nice place to live and I was pretty happy with my
life. All that was missing was a guy who filled his jeans like Stella did. A
nice package in the front wouldn’t hurt either.
Stella put the pitcher of Yuengling
and a frosted glass in front of me. “How ya doing, Clarke?”
“Better now that I’m in here,” I
said. “It’s fucking cold out there.”
She filled my glass, clucking her
tongue and smiling. “It’s January in Philadelphia. What the hell did you
expect?” The State Farm commercial on the giant TV in front of me ended, and
the second quarter of the game started.
I didn’t notice the guy next to me
until I finished my burger. I was so fucking hungry, and so focused on the
game, I wouldn’t have noticed if a bomb went off. The Sixers were down by four
for most of the second quarter, and I didn’t want to have to depend on the
replay when they turned the tables on the Bulls.
He actually hit me when the Sixers
caught up. His arms flew up in the air when Robinson tied the game up. His hand
clipped my head, and his head snapped toward me. The shocked look on his face
was hilarious.
“I am so sorry,” he said. His eyes
were wide, and I could see that he hadn’t even realized I was there.
“Quite a game, huh?”
“Yeah. Great game, now that we’re
tied up.”
Stella leaned in between the two of
us, looked at me, and said just loudly enough to hear over the noise in the bar,
“I know for a fact he enjoys that.”
He blushed an adorable shade of
red, but I did, too. “How does she know that for a fact, huh? Did Stella Bella
tie you up?” I tried not to grin too widely. I didn’t want him to think I was
coming on to him. I was coming on to
him, but I’d been shot down in an embarrassing blaze of dismay enough times to
stay cool.
“NO!” He said it loud enough for
our whole side of the bar to hear. “I drank too much one night, and she—”
“She tied you up?” I laughed,
mostly from discomfort. Bondage wasn’t in my bag of tricks. Neither was hetero
sex.
“No.” He snorted out loud. “She
coaxed the story out of me. This bachelorette party was discussing Fifty Shades of Grey. I made a comment,
and she didn’t let it go until I told the story.” He took a long drink,
draining his beer. “I am so freaking embarrassed right now.”
The game resumed, and I let it go
for a few minutes. Stella brought another round, and this time, she spoke to
him. “Did you tell him all about it? I bet he’d love to know. I think he’s your
type.” She looked at me and gestured to him with her head. “He’s gorgeous,
isn’t he, Clarke?”
I cocked an eyebrow. Was she trying to fix us up?
“Clarke, this is Joe. Joe, this is
Clarke. I can’t believe you guys haven’t met here before.”
He had the same confused look as I
did. “I usually work second shift, so I’m not usually here until midnight,” he
said. “They got me on first shift this week.”
“What do you do?”
“Paramedic. I live around the
corner, so I stop in a lot on the way home. Tonight I just came to watch the
game with someone other than my cat.”
“Ha! Same. I work during the day,
but neither of my cats appreciate my obnoxious cheering. I’m in banking. Less
exciting, but then again, so am I.”
The Sixers got a three-pointer,
pushing them into the lead. Joe and I jumped up and cheered, along with the
rest of the bar. He turned to me and gave me a deliberate high-five. Our eyes
met for a moment, and a shiver ran through me. I tried to shake it off, but he
was hot. And it had been a long time since I met someone. But was he gay? I
wasn’t sure enough to risk it. Yet.
We returned our attention to the
game, and I was grateful for the distraction. This guy was making me hard, and
until I knew whether he was gay or straight, I didn’t want him to. The momentum
had shifted to the Sixers, and they were up by eight points.
Stella came around with refills.
She put them down on the bar and stood there, looking from Joe to me and back
to Joe. “What’s the matter with you?”
“What are you talking about?” I
asked. “We’re watching the game.”
“I’ve done all the work for you
two. If you blow this, it’s your own fault.” She snorted. “I mean, blowing
would indicate success, but . . .”
My heart was pounding. He had to be
gay. She had to be setting us up. He turned to me with raised eyebrows.
I grinned as the lump in my pants
returned. “So then you . . .”
“Oh, thank goodness,” he said,
grinning back.
The buzzer ending the game echoed through
the bar, and everyone jumped up, cheering. Without thinking, I leapt from my
chair and hugged him. I was almost embarrassed, but before I had a chance to
blush, his erection poked my thigh. Thank
goodness is right.
We pulled back and locked eyes.
“Did you say you live around the corner?” I asked. I couldn't resist. He was adorable, and I hadn't had sex in ages.
Stella raised her glass of ginger
ale to us as we grabbed our coats and left in a rush. The blast of cold air did
nothing to cool my ardor, but the snow had picked up.
“I think the meteorological term is
snowing like a son-of-a-bitch!” He
pulled his black-and-gold watch cap over his ears. “It’s just down there.” He
gestured with his gloved fingers to the gift shop down the block. “I live
upstairs.”
Three steps later, and my toes were
frozen through my wingtips. Joe was much better prepared for the cold than I.
Better prepared for the snow, too. I’d lived my entire life in Philadelphia,
and I still didn’t think to put my damn boots on in the winter. My heel slid
right through the snow, and I fell to the sidewalk, my skull smashing into the snow-cushioned
pavement.
My rational mind knew it was Joe’s
paramedic training which pushed him to cradle my head with such care, but my
rational mind was on break. I gazed into his eyes, and serenity engulfed me. He
shifted his head, and the snow and the streetlight formed a perfect halo around
his heavenly face. I heard horns—the angels, I guessed, but Joe’s head snapped
up, his eyes went wide, and everything went dark.
* * * *
The blackout affected a big chunk
of the city, but the accident which caused the horns I heard happened right in front
of Tommy’s, the sports bar we’d just left. We couldn't tell if anyone was injured, and it was
freaking dark. No streetlights, no neon, no LED signs flashing open, and now
that the accident blocked the one-way street, no headlights.
While I was still lying on the
sidewalk, I encouraged Joe to go to the accident. I could tell he was itching
to help.
“I already have a patient. I can’t
abandon one patient for another without transferring care,” he said, his voice
all business. He helped me to my feet once he’d finished his assessment and
determined I was okay. “Besides, I can’t show up on scene with a boner like
this.” He held my arm after that, which was just dandy with me. We were close
in height, and the traces of his aftershave drew me in.
He fumbled with the key in the dark
entrance to his apartment. “Jesus. It’s so dark I won’t even need to blindfold you.”
“Blindfold?” I choked on spit as I
said it.
To be continued . . .
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Tuesday, August 2, 2016
Dirty Excerpt: Come with a Friend
Come with a Friend
An eighteen-old-man with a tragic life and a history of being bullied reconnects with a childhood friend who cooks up a scheme to take revenge on the bully of their youth. But is revenge the real reason for Jason wearing a gown to the prom? Or could it be love?
They both laughed, and Timmy went to the door to switch the lights off again. Kari held her arms out, inviting him back into her embrace. They resumed their kiss, just as passionate as the earlier one.Kari was fully erect in seconds, her cock pushing against the crinoline under her taffeta skirt. Timmy took her hand from his ass and placed it over his erection, squeezing her hand around him. Then he moved his own hand to Kari's hard-on, not caring if her pre-cum soiled her skirt. He rubbed up and down her cock, moaning into her mouth as he did. "Kari, you're so hard for me."He pushed her gently by the shoulders until her back was against the wall, and he got to his knees in front of her. His cellphone remained in his hand, and in the dim light, he looked up at her. She was terrified, and it showed on her face, but she made no move to stop him. He placed the cellphone on the floor next to him and reached under her skirt. His hands searched through the layers of the dress until he found her ankles. He ran his palms up her legs, making her giggle nervously."I didn't shave my legs," she said, embarrassed.Timmy paused and looked up at her. "I'm gay, Kari. Hair doesn't bother me." He moved his hands up to her ass, and rubbed her buns, exposed by the slim strip of fabric on the back of the panties she wore. He slipped a finger under the elastic of the silky garment, making her shiver. Her erection poked at his face through the fabric. He grabbed at the layers of material again and ducked his head under the dress. Kari grabbed the hem and pulled it above her waist, allowing him access to her body.Kari's knees went weak as Timmy's cheek brushed against her thigh. His face rested along her satin-covered cock, and she sighed with a contentment she hadn't felt since the day before she moved away from Mulberry Street. She rubbed Timmy's hair with her free hand, the other still holding up her skirt. "Oh, Timmy," she said, almost in a moan.Contentment quickly turned to need when Timmy turned his face and placed his mouth over the tip of her cock, her pre-cum soaking through her panties. He licked at with a hunger not found in any ten-minute porn clip, consuming as much of it as he could. When the well ran dry, he reached into her delicate panties and pulled out the cock that strained against them, plunging it directly into his mouth. Her pre-cum dribbled to the back of his mouth, coating his tongue with its viscosity."Oh my god," she said with a gasp as she felt the warm wetness of his mouth enveloping her hardness. She gripped his hair tighter as her best friend gave her a blowjob. Her very first. She ignored the irony that she was receiving said blowjob in a prom gown, and groaned as she realized that this would be over far too quickly.Timmy wrapped his hand around Kari's cock and pulled it back against her flat belly. She pulled her dress up higher, feeling like not just a woman, but a beautiful, sexy woman. Timmy's tongue started behind her balls and licked upward, over her scrotum and up the length of her cock, pausing at the head to lap up the pre-cum that continued to leak out. His own cock, still trapped in his pants, brushed against her legs, reminding her that he was there, and that he was as aroused as she was. His arousal increased Kari's, and she bucked her hips towards his face, fucking him as he sucked harder, as if to draw the cum from her balls.It worked. "Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck," she said, all traces of her fake accent having vanished in her moment of abandon. Her knees shook, but she dropped her skirt over Timmy, and used both hands to grip his head through the fabric. "I'm coming in your mouth, Timmy. Oh, god."
Now available in the collection OUT: Five Erotic Stories of Gay Self-Discovery.
Sunday, July 10, 2016
Another Dirty Excerpt: Gay Greenhorn on the F/V Lost Agnes
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Friday, July 8, 2016
Dirty Excerpt: Come on Down by Patient Lee
New Book from Patient Lee
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For All Romance.
James and Caylin enjoy an evening of Netflix and chill with Happy Gilmore, but when James hears Bob Barker's voice, he flashes back to an evening with the guy down the street when they were eighteen. He knows he needs to experience sex with a man again, and Caylin has a plan to make it happen.
Here's a dirty excerpt:
"I need him," Stefan growled, pulling the condom off and throwing it in the garbage.
"Well, I have to pee," she said. Caylin ran to freshen up, leaving Stefan and me alone for a moment. I felt the urge to cover up, and I caught myself reaching for a pillow. I adjusted it under my head instead. Stefan lay down next to me and reached to kiss me. He pressed his body against mine and wrapped his hand around my back. I listened for the voice in my head to remind me how gay this was, but it was silent.
His kisses were hard and aggressive, not soft like Caylin's. His stubble grazed my lips, thrilling me with its masculinity. This was nothing like kissing a woman. This was like a battle, but I couldn't tell if I wanted to win or lose.
"I need you to fuck me," he muttered into the kiss. "There's condoms in the drawer over there." I grabbed one and put it on, still listening for the voice in my head to call me a fag. When it didn't, I smiled and kissed him again. He spread his legs, and I pushed them back to allow me access. A silly grin crossed my face as I lined my cock up against his asshole. There was little resistance as I pushed inside him. He'd done this plenty of times before. I fucked him slowly, reveling in the tightness of his ass and his cock sticking up in front of me. I jacked it while I fucked him, staring in his eyes the whole time.
I didn't hear Caylin come back in until she whispered in my ear, "That is the hottest thing I've ever seen."
She reached around and tweaked my nipples, flooding my brain with the memory of Rodney, just like last night. I wondered where he was and how I could find him. I could hear him in my head. "You want to. You know it." He was right. Not only did I want it, I wanted him. That pushed me right to the edge, and when Caylin pinched my nipples again, I erupted, spilling 30 years of need I didn't realize I had into a man I'd just met.
And here's the inspiration for the story:
This story was a submission to the sixth Friendly
Anonymous Writing Challenge (FAWC) and a tribute to the founder of FAWC,
slyc_willie, whom we lost unexpectedly in October, 2015. The true author of
this story was kept anonymous until the end of the competition. Authors based
their story on a list of four items. Their choices included the following letters:
S L Y C. Each item was used in the story. There were no prizes given in this
challenge; this was simply a friendly competition.
The list for this story included: (yearn, yarn, yodel, yacht)
The list for this story included: (yearn, yarn, yodel, yacht)
The story started
with the yodel. I saw the list and thought, “How the fuck do I get yodeling
into a smutty story?” In my mind, I heard the music from the Cliffhanger game
on The Price Is Right, and I went right to the image of a young man
having an experience with another man. Then I heard Bob Barker in Happy Gilmore
saying, “That was not nice and easy.” That gave me the other piece of
the puzzle: the trigger for the gay flashback. The rest of the story spun from
there.
I didn’t win the
FAWC 6 challenge (although, I did win FAWC 4 with Gay Greenhorn on the F/V Lost
Agnes.) Simon el Gorza took home the virtual trophy for the FAWC. I did,
however, win the 2015 Reader’s Choice award for the Chain Story category with
this story. I hope you enjoy it.
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