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Monday, August 8, 2016

Review: Unraveled

UnraveledUnraveled by C. Jai Ferry
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

Reading this book is like standing at a buffet table, full of bite-sized treats. Some are savory, some are sweet. Even if you're allergic to shellfish and you have to pass on the shrimp puffs, you still walk away satisfied. This book is a wonderful collection of bite-sized treats. Some are downright disturbing, disgusting, heart-breaking. Some are a pleasant way to pass the amount of time it would take to eat a mini cream puff.

My favorites include #1 Ritual, #7 Shaken Martinis, #13 Salvation, #14 Lynn's Best Day, #17 When Memory Lane Is Too Blurry for a Stroll, #18 In the Cards, #19 Control, #22 Law and Order and Dominion, #23 The Choice, and #24 Winter.

There is no room for error in a story as short as these. Each word does the work of a paragraph in a longer story, leaving no room for weak writing to hide. I am seriously impressed by this author's skill.

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Friday, August 5, 2016

Review: Enthralled: Futanari Vampires 1

Enthralled (Futanari Vampires #1)Enthralled by Bryce Calderwood
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

What a ride! This book barrels through like a freight train from the first sentence to the last. The story is well-constructed, interesting, and fast-paced. It's also graphic and messy--so messy I couldn't read it while I ate. Bryce Calderwood has mastered the art of putting unrelated things together in a story, which I love, even when the subject isn't to my liking. I raced through the last third of the book because I couldn't wait to see where it was taking me.

Calderwood is a master storyteller. For all the messiness in the content, the story is tidy and all laced up in a tight package. The writing itself is slick. No fluffy language to distract from the action. Sentences that cut to the chase like Ashlyn's Damascus steel sword.

I highly recommend this excellent story.

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Tuesday, August 2, 2016

Dirty Excerpt: Come with a Friend



 Come with a Friend



An eighteen-old-man with a tragic life and a history of being bullied reconnects with a childhood friend who cooks up a scheme to take revenge on the bully of their youth. But is revenge the real reason for Jason wearing a gown to the prom? Or could it be love?


 


They both laughed, and Timmy went to the door to switch the lights off again. Kari held her arms out, inviting him back into her embrace. They resumed their kiss, just as passionate as the earlier one.

Kari was fully erect in seconds, her cock pushing against the crinoline under her taffeta skirt. Timmy took her hand from his ass and placed it over his erection, squeezing her hand around him. Then he moved his own hand to Kari's hard-on, not caring if her pre-cum soiled her skirt. He rubbed up and down her cock, moaning into her mouth as he did. "Kari, you're so hard for me."

He pushed her gently by the shoulders until her back was against the wall, and he got to his knees in front of her. His cellphone remained in his hand, and in the dim light, he looked up at her. She was terrified, and it showed on her face, but she made no move to stop him. He placed the cellphone on the floor next to him and reached under her skirt. His hands searched through the layers of the dress until he found her ankles. He ran his palms up her legs, making her giggle nervously.

"I didn't shave my legs," she said, embarrassed.

Timmy paused and looked up at her. "I'm gay, Kari. Hair doesn't bother me." He moved his hands up to her ass, and rubbed her buns, exposed by the slim strip of fabric on the back of the panties she wore. He slipped a finger under the elastic of the silky garment, making her shiver. Her erection poked at his face through the fabric. He grabbed at the layers of material again and ducked his head under the dress. Kari grabbed the hem and pulled it above her waist, allowing him access to her body.

Kari's knees went weak as Timmy's cheek brushed against her thigh. His face rested along her satin-covered cock, and she sighed with a contentment she hadn't felt since the day before she moved away from Mulberry Street. She rubbed Timmy's hair with her free hand, the other still holding up her skirt. "Oh, Timmy," she said, almost in a moan.

Contentment quickly turned to need when Timmy turned his face and placed his mouth over the tip of her cock, her pre-cum soaking through her panties. He licked at with a hunger not found in any ten-minute porn clip, consuming as much of it as he could. When the well ran dry, he reached into her delicate panties and pulled out the cock that strained against them, plunging it directly into his mouth. Her pre-cum dribbled to the back of his mouth, coating his tongue with its viscosity.

"Oh my god," she said with a gasp as she felt the warm wetness of his mouth enveloping her hardness. She gripped his hair tighter as her best friend gave her a blowjob. Her very first. She ignored the irony that she was receiving said blowjob in a prom gown, and groaned as she realized that this would be over far too quickly.
                                                                                                      
Timmy wrapped his hand around Kari's cock and pulled it back against her flat belly. She pulled her dress up higher, feeling like not just a woman, but a beautiful, sexy woman. Timmy's tongue started behind her balls and licked upward, over her scrotum and up the length of her cock, pausing at the head to lap up the pre-cum that continued to leak out. His own cock, still trapped in his pants, brushed against her legs, reminding her that he was there, and that he was as aroused as she was. His arousal increased Kari's, and she bucked her hips towards his face, fucking him as he sucked harder, as if to draw the cum from her balls.

It worked. "Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck," she said, all traces of her fake accent having vanished in her moment of abandon. Her knees shook, but she dropped her skirt over Timmy, and used both hands to grip his head through the fabric. "I'm coming in your mouth, Timmy. Oh, god."

Now available in the collection OUT: Five Erotic Stories of Gay Self-Discovery.

Thursday, July 28, 2016

Review: Landscaper in Paradise

Landscaper in Paradise (The Landscaper Series, #4) I was looking forward to this one, and I was not disappointed!

Click here to read my post about the book release.


Landscaper in Paradise by Robin Stone
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

I read this final installment with trepidation because I couldn't imagine what kind of ending would satisfy me after three super hot, romantic books. How could a story of polyamory end happily, with all parties satisfied? Robin Stone nailed it.

Just like the other books, this one is filled with scorching sex and deep feelings, but in this one, we finally see Eric opening up and expressing his feelings. It packed a punch.

The Landscaper is one of the best series of erotica I've read. And I'll probably reread it.

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Tuesday, July 26, 2016

A Fairy Tale with a Message of Hope: Princess Matilda's Miracle

Princess Matilda's MiraclePrincess Matilda's Miracle by Suzie Jay
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

What a beautiful story of hope. It's a lovely fairy tale with a real-life twist- cancer. The message in this story-pool our resources and fight together- is powerful and relevant. We all know someone fighting this fight. Pool our resources and fight together, and with a little luck, we'll banish that black cloud of cancer. What more could we want?

Such a sweet story with stunning illustrations. An excellent book.

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Another Book Launch: Landscaper in Paradise by Robin Stone

The Landscaper Series is another Patient Lee favorite!


The fourth and final installment in the Landscaper series launched today, and Patient Lee is reading it right now!

Details:

  • Title: Landscaper in Paradise, Book 4 in The Landscaper Series
  • Release Date: July 26, 2016
  • Genre: Erotica (bisexual- lots of M/M lovin')
  • Heat Level: Hot!
  • Word Count: 26,000
  • Author: Robin Stone
  • Cover Design: Kim Killion, The Killion Group
  • Landscaper in Paradise on Amazon: http://bit.ly/LandscaperinParadise

What's it about?

The Landscaper Series is a set of books about a landscaper named Kyle who has a hot fling with his customer, Tracy…while her husband Eric watches. When Eric asks to join them, the threesome start falling for each other. The relationship is tumultuous at times, but Kyle, Tracy, and Eric learn to work out their differences and have a sexy ever after.

Landscaper in Paradise is the fourth and final book in The Landscaper Series.

He bared his soul...and they gave him paradise.

Kyle’s addicted to the mind-blowing sex he has with Tracy and Eric Dawson, spending nights in their bed and weekends in their guest house. He’s no longer the hired help, but an equal partner in the relationship.

Kyle joins the Dawsons on their winter vacation to Hawaii. He learns more about their past, and the threesome find new heights of pleasure in the sultry setting.

But when Tracy bursts into tears and Eric shares his doubts about the relationship, Kyle is thrown into a tailspin. Can they resolve their differences and stay together forever?

Patient Lee's Reviews

Patient Lee has reviewed all three books in the series. Here are the reviews:





 

Who is Robin Stone?


Stone writes about sexy handyman heroes who work with their hands and the women who lust after them. Her imagination is filled with delivery men, landscapers, and carpenters. Don't worry, ladies, there's enough to go around!

Robin Stone lives near Boston and likes reading, travel, and eating good chocolate. She love hearing from her readers.

Author Contact:

 

Twitter: @RobinStoneBooks
Goodreads Book Link: http://bit.ly/LiParadiseGoodreads

How 'Bout a Dirty Excerpt? 

We made quick work of getting naked and climbing into Tracy and Eric’s bed. Eric lay beside Tracy and gave her a soft, slow kiss that made my mouth water. They took their time, making little noises and stroking each other’s skin.
Hey,” I said.
Eric beckoned me. I leaned over Tracy and kissed Eric hard, tasting Tracy on his lips. She slid her arms around our backs, watching us kiss. Eric teased me, brushing his lips against mine, but not letting my tongue in. Heat built between us, and Tracy’s breathing grew louder.
I bumped against Tracy in my eagerness to devour Eric, but he pulled away, leaving me breathless.
I’m not finished,” I said.
You are for now.”
He kissed his wife, cupping her breast with his big hand. I leaned over and kissed my way down Tracy’s body, leaving a trail of wetness on her stomach, pussy, and thighs. Her legs slid open, and I settled between them.
I breathed in Tracy’s musk and kissed her thighs. I loved driving her crazy, kissing and sucking and giving her pleasure while Eric watched. I dipped my tongue inside her and found wetness. Tracy put her hand on my head, grinding against my mouth. I slid my hands beneath her ass, grabbed tight, and dove in.
I licked her nice and slow, starting at her opening and sliding my tongue up to her clit. Eric kept stroking her breasts.
You like the way he licks you,” he murmured. “Don’t you, baby?”
Yes!”
Tracy’s pussy gushed, and I lapped it up. She got so friggin’ wet when Eric talked dirty. I added a finger, and her hips rose off the bed.
He licks you better than me,” Eric said.
No,” she said.
He fucks you better, too.”
I started pumping my finger slowly in and out, fascinated by their love-talk.
A new gush of fluid dripped down my chin. Her thigh muscles tightened, and she thrust her pelvis against my face. Eric was pinching one nipple and sucking the other. The pleasure combination sent her over the edge, and a few seconds later she came, bucking against my face and crying out. I kept pumping my finger in and out as I lapped her clit. She let out a loud wail, and a spray of fluid went down my throat.
The first squirt of vacation! A triumph.